Its really ridiculous how the worshippers of Hollywood goddesses (or any pretty woman) find the objects of their desire to be incapable of natural bodily functions and urges (barred the reproductive kinds!). The beauties are deemed to use the washrooms only for powdering their noses or carrying out tempestuous sexual rendezvous.

That is why I find this anecdote about Eva Mendez and Cameron Diaz particularly fantasy shattering for all and sundry.

Apparently Eva once had a breaking wind competition with Cameron while the duo was in Nepal shooting for an MTV show.

Eva said:

Cameron is a big belcher, but I can’t belch. One night I had a heavy dinner, so I combated her belching with something I could do. We were in side-by-side beds so it was her disgusting bodily functions versus mine. It was an Eva-Cameron fart-belch off.

The foremothers of the Feminist Revolution would be proud of you Eva. We’re glad you came out and confessed your prowess at what had been considered a male-dominated sport so far!

Source: Exposay